Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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