I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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