So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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