Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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