Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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