I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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