I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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