I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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