Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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