I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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