How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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