I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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