We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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