I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
