But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
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