So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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