She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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