the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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