just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
she pinky promised me she was 18
You took a bar mat shot.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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