There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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