There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
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