I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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