Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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