margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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