Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Congratulations! We have a period
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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