the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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