Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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