When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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