Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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