id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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