I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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