Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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