The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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