Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize
