I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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