no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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