8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Randomize
