i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
