Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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