if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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