We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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