I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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