I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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