i would punch a child for taco bell
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
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