just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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