so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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