White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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