Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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