i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
My feet surprised me
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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