You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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