I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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